Would You Rather?

Drop your favorite book in the toilet -or- watch it fall into the wood chipper?
Wood chipper. At least then I wouldn’t be tempted to try and salvage it.

Read only 1 book a year but remember everything -or- read 100 books a year and remember nothing?
100 books a year and not remember them. To be honest, 2/3 of what I read I don’t remember.

Read only the first page of a book -or- read only the last page?
Last page, I don’t mind spoilers.

Get locked in a Library -or- locked in a bookstore?
Bookstore! I prefer more recent books, and bookstores have them in abundance.

Read a book with a cliffhanger ending -or- read a book with a heartbreaking ending?
Cliffhanger. I really hate sad or heartbreaking endings.

Read an awesome book -or- watch a movie?
Awesome book. I’m not much for movies.

Read only series -or- only stand alones?
Series. I love some characters too much to let them go.

Professional reviewer -or- famous author?
Famous Author. I’d love to be known for what I write.

Favorite book become a movie -or- tv show?
Television show. There’s too much there to fit in one movie.

Would you rather your eyeballs be located next to your bellybutton -or- have to quote Scarlett O’ Hara 10 every day?
As God is my witness, I will never have eyeballs near by bellybutton. How would I do my job?

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